Garfunkel & Oates - One Night Stand (explicit) lyrics

I never do this ever* It's not what shy girls do But something in your eyes Drew me closer to you Do you feel the spark between us? Sometimes you just can tell I feel our two souls touching Like I know you Really well, really well, really well (really well) This might be strange to tell you And I swear I'm not a who*e But there are 206 bones in my body And I'd really like One more, one more, one more (one more) I'm like Fred Flintstone, I make your bed rock You're like a parking ticket, so fine Jean-Claude Van DAMN, you're s**y Let's get horizontal and combine 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh, baby, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind (hey) You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey) Your right leg's Thanksgiving, your left is Christmas Gonna visit in between the holidays Energizer bunny keeps going and going We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh, baby, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind (hey) You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey, hey) Shoot, look at the time Gotta go, this has been fun, hey Lots to do in the morning, gotta help my friend move Gotta do my taxes, gotta check my email Plus it's Arbor Day (hey) Where the hell did I put my bra? Oh, hey Wait, what, you think we're dating? However could that be? We just had s** and it meant nothing at all To me, to me, to me (to me) How could we be dating if we never held hands? We held on to the bedposts but we never held hands You got inside my body but you didn't reach my heart We raced right to the finish but I guessed we missed the start There's no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands How could we be dating if you never took me out? No whisper of sweet nothings You just made me scream and shout, ooh There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way The Jackson Pollock, The Praying Mantis, The Moon Landing You may know my body but you don't know my soul You want the doughnut but all you're going to get is the hole Listen, babe, I'll call you And probably real soon But I lost my cell and I'll be out of town 'til June I guess I didn't mention My band's going on tour But I'll be super busy Otherwise we'd date For sure (22x) 'Cause it was so great