Garfunkel And Oates - Present Face lyrics

Christmas comes but once a year And mostly it is swell But there's an epidemic That I think we all know well Your smile is frozen open There's a crazed look in your eye You overflow with compliments While trying to deny That you loathe the gift you opened Though you try to keep your grace Your scary grin is frozen Don't you know you've got a case of Present face, present face, present face, present face Oh, thank you so much You really hoped your parents would Give you great big check Instead you got a puffy painted Hummingbird turtleneck You hoped for an engagement ring Inside that tiny box But your a**hole former future husband Only bought you socks Now your face is all contorted As your trying to erase The truth behind your smile Don't you know you've got a case of Present face, present face, present face, present face Oh, rant Do they see how much I hate it I hope that they don't know I can't tell if they're onto me Oh please don't let it show Baby Jesus got some gold What all infants prefer I bet he got the present face With frankincense and myrrh Christmas and his birthday Are both on the 25th It must have s**ed to have to open Combination gifts If Jesus couldn't hide it From his omnipresent place You and I are doomed To an everlasting case Present face, you shouldn't have Present face, just what I wanted Present face, for all the times I go fishing Present face