Garfunkel And Oates - You, Me and Steve lyrics

Candlelight and moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my hand underneath the table And I can't disguise the way I feel I could've wished a thousand wishes For this night I can't believe That it's finally me and you and you and me Just us, and your friend Steve Dododododo Steve Dodododoo Leave What's the deal with your friend Steve-- Oh, hey! How's it going? You took me out for waffles and to the movies I was hoping for romance You even took me to the Mexican circus I thought there was a chance we'd be alone I could've wished a thousand wishes For Steve to disappear What the f**'s your f**ing problem Why's he always here? Dododododo Steve Dododododo Go away What's the deal with your friend Steve-_ Oh, hey! How's it going? It's not that I don't like your friend But how many hours with him can you spend It's not that I don't think he's great But its only you, only you I wanna fel**te Are you gay for Steve I think you may be And that would be alright But let a b**h know just what your steez is So I know if I should shave tonight I could've wished a thousand wishes 'Cause I like to be with you But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve There's nothing I can... Dododododo Steve Dododododo Leave What's the deal with your friend Steve I don't even care how he's doing Steve