They say that crowns are reserved for kings. That j**els are the realm for those who deserve them. And in the blink of an eye. In the changing of the wind, fortunes change. Through every shipwreck comes the chance to begin again. To rebuild anew atop the mistakes of the past. Out of d**h comes life. We come to you, the soul of a proud knight and the trash filled mind of a laser bathed socialite. Let us begin the story now...