G-Mo Skee - Dead Serious lyrics

(Sergeant Hartman) Im gunna' give you three seconds,Exactly three f**ing seconds To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f** you! [Verse 1: G-Mo Skee] Oh you think I'm a comedian Holmes? And I won't sacrifice you at bohemian grove? Strip down, streak in the robe run in traffic And hara** the women with my weenie exposed Then pull a fat Asian b**h out of her rice rocket And shove a pair of chop sticks right in her eye sockets Soon as I get tired of pleasing her Bash her f**ing head with a fire extinguisher Went to the strip bar to get my dick hard Left with the f**ing tip jar full of discharge Still begging for a lap dance Half man half horse looking like a mother f**ing centaur Spread syphilis to female feminists I'm chillin' at the old folk's home gettin' intimate I-Khan smell my finger, that's the senior citizens cli*oris Yeah I just got finished hitting it I'm dead serious [G-Mo Skee Hook] These n***as' think I'm spitting in vein Like I'm saying this ridiculous sh** to entertain (I'm dead serious) Keep thinking its a big a** joke Til I slide through and leave your little b**h a** smoked (I'm dead serious) Mo f**as' want to get it confused Til they star on the god damn ten o' clock news (I'm dead serious) Its G-Mo and I-Khan Ho You wanna' to step to this you better know Tae Kwon doe (I'm dead serious) [Verse 2: I-Khan] Sick prick jerkin' to a chick flick Workin' on stickin' my brick dick in a thick trick I slipped this fat b**h lips on my wishlist We never kissed so I pissed on the b**h lipstick Saw the s*ut munchin' fish sticks at a picnic Stuck a straw down her but and s**ed her dip sh** Im the demon son, schemed to eat a lung Get bu*t naked jerk off and speak in tongues Not the practical type, I'm an actual trife Radical hype with a tactical knife Your wife, got to be a freaky s*ut to have s** with Man I'll titty f** a b**h while she gets breast implants After I nut, I stabbed her in the chest and ran To the nearest graveyard just to have s** again I'm in a morgue doing p**n in a unicorn uniform Went to church and switched back to human form [Hook]