[Hook: x2] Got on my leather jacket, thriller There sure ain't nothin' iller Man I'm a lady k**er, if I want her I'm a steal her I promise I could make her fly away like caterpillars So if you don't know by now then you should probably get familiar [Verse 1: G-Eazy] I been through like a hundred cities Signed a thousand titties, I'm talkin' millions of bitties I'm a dog, I chase that kitty, if your girlfriend is pretty Chances are I'm tryin' to snatch so I could slay and take her with me Bro I'm the man, did you not know that? Your girl want me to take a picture with her on her Kodak And you're so whack, she knows that I be where the coke and smoke at See her friend and now I'm going for that three like I'm Steve Novak Don't be mad at me if she leaves You should always know not to f** around with thieves She just wants to kick it with some g's Smoke some trees, pop some p's, later she'll be on her knees And I'm gone So if you really want her for your own Be worried if I show up on her phone You don't want to leave the two of us alone Cause I'm a probably taker her somewhere soon to bone [Hook] [Verse 2: Hoodie Allen] Hoodie, oh jeez, goddamn, look at all my followers b**hes ride the wagon, but I'd rather give her cholera Many look at me like I ain't even got a f**in' plan Alright, that's cause I'm the f**in' man Yo girl on some Romeo and Juliet Cause she would rather k** herself than ever be with you again So I swoop in and tell her, if her parents don't approve of me That don't change a goddamn thing, girl, I don't buy no j**elry Never spendin' money on a necklace Or a bracelet, let's just face it, like you better when I'm wasted And you like me when I'm silent, silent but I'm deadly Me and G some lady k**ers, let me start the medley like, hello (Hi there) And please don't put your number in my phone (Don't do that) Cause I might text you after all of this patron (My bad) It tends to help me out when I'm feelin' alone (yup... yup) But I don't wanna go, I don't, I don't wanna go [Hook]