Fyre Dept. - Stay Offa My Facebook lyrics

[Intro:] Oh man, im tired! And a long yet productive day at the studio today Feeling little good about myself Just gonna check my facebook and see if I got any messages from old friends of mine Maybe brag a little bit, Y'know what I mean? [Verse 1:] I just updated my status It says, "Big Wax is the motherf**in' baddest" And along comes Katie, from Missouri Hits the 'Like' bu*ton in a hurry Two minutes later got a worry cause I check my messages And my girl wants to know who this b**h I had s** with is I say, "Who?". Up comes the chat box "Katie." Caps Lock I typed back, "Girl it ain't like that." Katie is the girlfriend of my boy Mike that I know from a Psych Lab, he's a college buddy She typed, "O-M-G. I'm not a dummy." Her status says 'Single' on the wall Is that the girl you f**ed on tour last fall So I hit the X, then I get a text, then I get a call Then I get a tweet at @BigWax "f** Y'all" I hope you and Katie both die Here's an e-kite you should both go fly I should've just deleted my page f** that, now I'mma need it to get laid [Hook:] Don't be postin' nothin' up on my wall Stay off my facebook Stay offa my facebook And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all Stay off my facebook Get up offa my facebook And now my girlfriend wants to chop of my balls Stay off my facebook Stay offa my facebook It just makes it oh so easy to stalk Stay off my facebook b**h, get off my facebook [Verse 2:] Check it out Yo, drunk pictures, fun at the show Not cool to everyone that you know I just had a job interview, it would've been a a great look Interviewer called me and said he saw my Facebook He said I ain't gettin' the position Due to the picture of me nekkid in my kitchen With a bong in my hand that I just got tagged in All my friends makin' up their own fake captions One read, "That's Mike to a T." And that was the one that was typed by me Whatever happened to privacy? My mom got a page just to spy on me When she first friended me, I f**in' hated it Cause she thinks everything's some drug-related sh** What are those little smiley faces for? Damn It! I should've just hit ignore Yeah, I'm about to bite the bullet Delete my page, yeah, tonight I'm gonna do it Make a fake page with a wrong name and just use it to stalk my ex and play that farm game [Hook:] [Outro:] Once and for all, I just want all you motherf**ers to stay off my facebook page In fact, I'm gonna delete it and make a new one I'll pick a name of somebody really cool And have a picture with some dude with chiseled abs Takin' a picture in front of the mirror Say I'm from a cool place Maybe, I'll be from, uh, Anchorage, Alaska, or some sh**...