Futuristic Sex Robotz - WoW lyrics

[Recycle Bin & Subrandom] Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth Dave Chappelle fought David Ha**elhoff We started out life in the Valley of Trials Now we stack gold in big-a** piles Looking through the books on top of the shelves Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge [PC Speaker] Got home from work, and I had some time So I opened up WoW, and I got online Logged into my Shaman up on Daggerspine When this maxed out motherf**er tried to take what's mine He said, "I spent a thousand hours and I failed out of school And to justify it, I challenge you to a duel." I said, "That's okay, I know you'd beat me Look at me, I'm not even at level 20 I've got one of those things that they call a job And so I can't spend all day, running a mob." Motherf**er kept pushing, wouldn't leave me alone I said fine b**h, pretend to be Sylvester Stallone After he won he started talking hella' sh** And I thought to myself, "Is this fool legit?" I called Recycle Bin and Subrandom to the place And they found the little b**h and regulated on his face See, we don't take no sh**, from internet teenagers Pretending to to be straight, gangster a** bangers Step out of cyberspace, and come over to my place I got a level 60 bullet for your motherf**ing face [Recycle Bin & Subrandom] Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth Dave Chappelle fought David Ha**elhoff We started out life in the Valley of Trials Now we stack gold in big-a** piles Looking through the books on top of the shelves Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge [Subrandom] Remember back when 10 f**ing levels was hard? Nows it's ten 60s, ganking noobs in the yard Fat stacks of gear, for Blackwing Lair 10k armor, when I shift into bear We got all these farmers, rolling on gear Now we quick to boot'em, the f** out of here Murlocks be screaming when we show up Volatile Rum's what's filling up my cup Today we catch no ha**le, in Stratholm Dropping bosses harder, than John Holmes Updated weekly, this sh** is great Can't say no more 'cause the game don't wait [Recycle Bin & Subrandom] Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth Dave Chappelle fought David Ha**elhoff We started out life in the Valley of Trials Now we stack gold in big-a** piles Looking through the books on top of the shelves Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge [Recycle Bin] Started out my life k**ing them boars Now I spend my days raping Night Elf who*es Catch you in the valley, and get me some head I swear that we're fighting, an army of speds Don't even get me started on you f**ing gold farmers You gotta make a living, but I need that armor One day I met this dude yelling "Yar motherf**er," Tanking up mobs like a angry drunk trucker Introduced me to the ill Druid squad, yo Never run with em, but I'll give a priest a nod, ho You can melt faces but I'm smashing 'em in Windfury on my 'tuf so you fear Recycle Bin Watch out, coming soon to an a** near you A non-stop beating that's long overdue [Recycle Bin & Subrandom] Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth Dave Chappelle fought David Ha**elhoff We started out life in the Valley of Trials Now we stack gold in big-a** piles Looking through the books on top of the shelves Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves Chilling in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge