Future Bible Heroes - Drink Nothing But Champagne lyrics

Just a speck of DNA from the Turin Shroud Was used to clone our Savior and our Savior said aloud "Listen up, my children, I've come back to tell you this: Don't drink the water cause water's mostly piss!" [Chorus] Children, drink nothing but champagne It makes life shorter than drinking water Drink nothing but champagne And you'll never say no to love So we asked David Bowie, and Bowie said, "It's true! Andy said it, I believe it, and so should you! That's the one thing on which Winston and Adolf concurred But it was from Aleister Crowley that they heard" [Chorus] And so we dug up Aleister - he has a shroud as well He said, "We don't have water in the ninth circle of Hell" [Chorus]