Furnaceface - Calling From The Lord lyrics

["Punk rock? What is that, some kind of joke?"] I woke up one night with a terrible fright I knew the Lord was coming soon But what the hell was he doing in my room? He said, with a mighty crash and a lightning flash "Son, you're among the chosen few Boy, have I got a deal for you." CHORUS And now I, I got a calling from the Lord Yeah, I, I got a calling from the Lord Yeah, I, I got a calling from the Lord He said, "Son, you're just the one I'm lookin' for." He was kind of fat in his cowboy hat He spoke with a drunken slur I knew I should believe him but I wasn't sure He said, "There's quite a demand for this little scam of selling Guilt and sin He said, "My gift to you is a world of fools Who like to follow guys like you." An opportunity, a growth industry You can lead the true believers if you follow me...CHORUS