Furnaceface - While My Dad Gently Weeps lyrics

Let's grab some cash from Dad's wallet while he's asleep And while we're at it, let's steal the old man's keys We'll take his Volvo downtown, cruise around, check out the scene We'll buy some beer and then do donuts in the parking lot across the street CHORUS: While the old man is asleep Into his bedroom we will creep We'll steal his money and his keys While the old man is asleep Let's crack open his liquor cabinet and have a few A couple for me, 15 for you! Hey, take it easy, that's Dad's favourite chair you're covering in puke! Let's play his records at 78 You know, at this speed, Paul Anka sounds great Let's pop a couple of his heart pills just for fun AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAAA!!!!!! Hey, I don't hear him snoring anymore Hey, hey, hey, he's in my van, and he's listening to hardcore! Isn't that my wallet on the dash? Isn't that my girlfriend in his lap?? I guess I musta been asleep Into my bedroom he did creep He stole my money and my girl I guess I musta been asleep