Funkoars - Mad as Hell lyrics

[Intro: Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald] Hey, yep, look it's me again mate. I just wanted to say look I'm sorry for not coming to the club. I know you guys think it's the bees knees. It's the—it's the surf 'n' turf of any pub menu. It's the Dr Harry of your holidays, but—yeah, well look, can you—can you just give me a call when you're out, yeah? [Verse 1: Sesta] I ain't going out 'less I have to Kind of like living life in a vacuum I don't mean like space and stuff I mean everybody looking at me saying I s** (you s**!) Nope, I'm livin' in a paradise Very nice, packin' one of these them I'm paralysed When insanity reigns outside of these four walls of terror Forget a plan to leave, my phone beepin' like a f**in' beacon "Hey what you doin' on the weekend?" Playin' with my dick and peekin' outside of my venetian's Like BDP did by all means necessary There's a party at my place, nobody's invited Keep ringing the door and I keep hidin' Buy my own island and nobody's allowed inside it For real [Interlude: Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald] Mate, can you just give me a call when you're done? [Hook: Sesta] You think I'm kinda crazy I think you mad as well You wouldn't understand A thing I'm thinking, I can tell Take a quick look inside of my world And see wherever it takes me If you still think I'm crazy I think you mad as hell [Interlude: Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald] Oh yeah. Hey mate it's me again. Hey look, I was just thinking, I dunno maybe we could go for a jump off the jetty dude. I think you Let's go get a couple of pieces of flake and some minimum chips. Let's just hang ey [Verse 2: Trails] To all my people that be giving it up In the bathroom tryna divvy it up You'd better be careful when messin' with them serious d** If they can turn Shane Warne into a Hilary Duff I said "f** no!", you ain't even need to get fancy But coughin' in my face like I'm burying family It's too close!, man I feel like Manute Bol Jumping through a loophole, I gotta leave it While I'm still breathin', book in a holiday Nut stains so old they lookin' like Hollandaise Running through my red carpet like Bolognese spaghetti I just wanna celebrate and bust my confetti Till I'm ready for that big sleep Drinking piss in a club full of sh** like they pig cheeks See me walking out with nothing more to talk about You all about hanging out like Mercede Corby mouth [Interlude: Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald] Cause to be honest with you that whole big night thing, it can go and get fuc— [Hook: Sesta] You think I'm kinda crazy I think you mad as well You wouldn't understand A thing I'm thinking, I can tell Take a quick look inside of my world And see wherever it takes me If you still think I'm crazy I think you mad as hell [Interlude: Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald] Ey mate. Hey, yeah awesome. Ey, yeah, let's go dancing mate. Let's do the running man, the robot. f**, get out of there bro. Give me a call [Verse 3: Hons] Got that Netflix Original, chilling like Walt Disney By myself single as the malt in my whiskey Drink it till I'm mad as hell These days s** shops only place that I bag a girl I'm pathetic, but I don't need your empathy Blowing up my spot like the doll was right next to me sh**, did you hear what she said to me? I'mma need a puncture repair kit and Red Bull for energy Thirty-three years old, turned into a f**ing hermit crab Only time I leave the house, the drive to work and back Do nothing on my two days off Just k**ing boars in a forest then ruining socks Now I know that I shouldn't stroke my ego man But it feels so good with Dorito hands Till the shame comes when I'm by myself So I guess that I'm mad as hell [Interlude: Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald] Hey bro. It's me again. You think I'm pathetic don't ya? Bit of a nerd, dickhead, drongo. Well you're wrong bro. I'm f**in' pizza pockets mate [[Hook: Sesta] You think I'm kinda crazy I think you mad as well You wouldn't understand A thing I'm thinking, I can tell Take a quick look inside of my world And see wherever it takes me If you still think I'm crazy I think you mad as hell You think I'm kinda crazy I think you mad as well You wouldn't understand A thing I'm thinking, I can tell Take a quick look inside of my world And see wherever it takes me If you still think I'm crazy I think you mad as hell I think you mad as hell I think you mad as hell(9126899) [Interlude: Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald] It's me again. Look, sorry about before. I—If you're out, I just wanna say Law & Order's just finished and I'll be f**ed if I know what I'm doing for the rest of the night