Funkoars - Team Idiot lyrics

[Verse 1: Sesta] I don't got a plan, it'll pan out Sus on the man, still I'm loving the government for them hand outs Hands down, who's the dimmest? Even if I was alone I would be the runner up in it I seem to be between obscene and absurd The dumber I get the more I need to be seen and observed And give a sh** where you been or you gone I'm deeming you wrong and alring out your demons in a 3 minute song Officer drop the mace, spray pepper With the bullsh** in my mouth it tastes better Get my royalties together What ever I need to skip town and be a doomsday prepper Aids is a conspiracy, phones they cause cancer Chem-trails are real and my god is the answer I like reality show 'cos my reality blows You should have already known that I'm an idiot [Hook:] You should've known me better than that But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.) You should've known me better by now I don't know how well I blend into the crowd I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is MFKAA!!!) [Verse 2: Trials] Wow! Subtle, nope, I don't use a urinal In between people if I see a free cubical I don't want to piddle in the middle (need privacy!) You don't want a leisurely cruise with two in the driver seat (same thing!) Want a black pm before my days in And less stick figure family stickers would be amazing When I was young they said "reach for the stars" Saw Lara Bingle driving, tried to reach in her car! I said "Hey DJ, won't you play my song?" Or I'll annoy ya (annoy ya) all night long And now they're thinking what can go wrong. (It's just rap) Well Charles Mason wrote folk songs. (So f** that!) f** that! The funkoars lost awards in the multiple Winners in their sh** eating grins looking comfortable Understandably, now my wife mad at me Cos I couldn't make a tweet feed my family [Hook:] You should've known me better than that But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.) You should've known me better by now I don't know how well I blend into the crowd I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is MFKAA!!!) [Verse 3: Hons] Now, if we gonna play this game, I'm Mr. MVP "Dickhead" across my guernsey represent my team Got drunk, copped a tramp stamp right across my coccyx Now, at every festival, I'm fighting in the mosh pit Got my singlet on, got my pinger on Find the drunkest girl here and hit it with no dinger on Don't plan on living long but love it when they sing my favourite song On the X-Factor, waste my pay check at it Got some habits bro, but none of them good People think I'm going crazy, I'm just misunderstood I wear my jeans so tight it cuts off the circulation Guess that's just nature's way to slow my procreation All the lights on but nobody home Because I'm walking 'round in public talking loud on my phone And when it rains I travel 30 k's underneath the speed limit Causing accidents, welcome to team idiot [Hook:] You should've known me better than that But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.) You should've known me better by now I don't know how well I blend into the crowd I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is.) You should've known me better than that But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it. You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.) You should've known me better by now I don't know how well I blend into the crowd I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix, it's not all bad but most of it is MFKAA!!!)