Fun Boy Three - The Farmyard Connection lyrics

At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection What's your name? (Peter and Bob) What's your age? (we're 23) Where do you live? (we live on the farm) What do you do? (we plant weed) We gotta do what we do 'cause we can't draw dough We've gotta earn our living But can't return to jobs what come on in June Time goes another week's wages, bang goes another week's food Farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection What happened next? (policemen come) What did they do? (they make a rage) What did you do? (we've stood still) What did they do? (they drove away) We try to seat in the fields to prepare our weed We've gotta earn our living And when the lawsuit come and took away our weed Bang went another week's wages, bang went the family's feed Farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection A-hey diddle diddle, policemen on the fiddle He sold all the d** to the man in the middle He put it on the plane but he throw central It was picked up by a hippie and it hurts car rental Throb it into town and split it to him parson Sold it to his friends at the net nick party He took about a light, but missed all the points, points, points, points, points, points, points He sat crossed legged and pa**ed around the joint So that he can help the West Indian export He took about a light but missed all the points, points, points, points, points, points, points Till we back on the farm We're still working hard We've got deadlines to meet We're rushed off our feet We've got to replant the feed and next land miles to grow And we've gotta earn our living But if the crops don't show, we're gonna starve Fine goes another year's wages, goodbye to life on the farm Farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection At the farm yard connection