Frustrators - Pirate Song lyrics

Have you seen the look in a pirate's eyes When he hears the words "last call" Stand back and clear a path to the bar Cuz someone's gonna fall All aboard a tiny ship a bunch of salty punks Some of us were fishermen and all of us were drunks Avast ye me mateys and ye shall surely learn Of the spirits in the cooler and the beer down in the stern With nary a waring came the mighty crashing waves The hull cracked the bow broke myself I had to save I dove upon the cooler and tried to stay afloat As the hands of me mateys were a-thrashing in the boat Shiver me timbers!