Fruit Bats - Dragon Ships lyrics

Wish I was a man on a western land. I'd dig my spurs into the western sand. I'd dig on the view across the big red sky. Dig my ax into a pine and watch the chips fly. I'm gonna go, this time I know, city's got me feeling like a motherf**ah! This one is it, after I quit, I can't write a love song worth sh**! I wish I was a Viking in 1103. I'd f** up sh** on the high cold sea. Did you know that the Vikings were always ripped? They kept a lot of d** on their dragonships. I wish I had a tape recorder. I'd tape everything I ever said. Nothing ever comes out right