Frickin' A - Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas (Promo Only clean edit) lyrics

Schools out, Christmas break Home for the holiday's meatloaf and fruitcake Off to grandmas, it's so boring Screaming kids and grandpa's snoring My aunt Margaret's lost her mind She's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas I must be on Santa clauses sh**list The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas Uncle Richard he's a weirdo Pa**ing out pictures of himself in a Speedo My cousin Ashley, her singing really s**s Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux My brother's wife is really hot She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caught It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas I must be on Santa clauses sh**list The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas We haven't even opened our presents yet but now it's time to start So I'll fake a smile 'cause its going back to Wal-Mart It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas I must be on Santa clauses sh**list The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas