I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed, I don't get a million f**s when I punch folks in the head, And even if we know we never get a billboard top 10 hit. At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a f**in pile of sh**. I don't get olympic athletes to my barbecues, I don't get extortion threats from the coffs harbour saloon, And even if our pay checks might aswell as be conterfeit, At least we know russell crowe's bands a f**in pile of sh**. (x2)