Kicking & fighting that's what you know, the way you're treated only goes to show. That your popularity is all in your head, it's in your head. No-one came round to your house today, the phone doesn't ring, you think that's O.K. It must be the weather or they had to go & visit their grand mother instead. All your friends think you're a f**head A good paranoia is what you lack Your friends always talking behind your back. Of course it has nothing to do with the simple fact that nothing you say is of any worth. There's always a challenge to see who leaves first. Someone should tell you but we're all way too afraid, to say that All your friends think you're a f**head You thought that they were friends that you would never lose, why you're so charismatic when you're on the booze Sometimes your friends behaviour is so difficult to excuse. To pay your bills on time well that wouldn't do, You don't take your library books 'till they're overdue-It's the only way that you will ever get a letter to come to you- All your friends think you're a f**head.