French Frith Kaiser Thompson - March Of The Cosmetic Surgeons lyrics

Thompson Act 1, Scene 2, The Clinic of Dr. Krikstein. On a podium, Center, MRS. RIPSTOCK-GEDDES is posing as Aphrodite, complete with water jug. Enter Left DR. KRIKSTEIN, followed by his STUDENTS, marching Indian File to the rhythm of the music We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck And we nip and tuck all day We lipos**, and we lipos** And we lipos**, and we lipos**, And we lipos** all day Goddess, you are a goddess, You are a legend, you are a monument Goddess, you are a goddess, You are bewitching, you are embodiment Gone, tired and worn See woman new born See how the knife can free her Who wouldn't want to be her See her, see her Once I was old, ugly I was told Till that blessed day when I met Dr. Krikstein Now my thighs are firm and thin, No rolls beneath my chin And my nose is an ode composed By the blade of Dr. Krikstein Dr. Krikstein "Oh Doctor, what're you going to do with that?" "Don't worry, my liebe, tha** is just the latest rhinoplastic technology. Just relax, it might hurt a teeny-weeny bit, uh!" "Ohhhhhhh, oooooooh, ooooh" We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck And we nip and tuck all day We lipos**, and we lipos** And we lipos**, and we lipos**, And we lipos** all day We stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip And we stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip And we stretch and snip all day We hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge And we hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge And we hack and gouge all day We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck And we nip and tuck all day We lipos**, and we lipos** And we lipos**, and we lipos**, And we lipos** all day