Free Soda - One And A Half Men lyrics

When I'd see her Tuesday nights I'd ask about her plans Never dreaming they'd involve An interloping man If it hadn't been a blur She wouldn't have obeyed I never said that she was wrong But I felt so betrayed When I'd commit some petty crime You'd think she'd understand Thinking she was in the right She was controlled for sure But what did it mean to her? Week after week she went Trying to meet her needs Crying over all she spent She was still incomplete After she went the second time She was in his command And couldn't bear to tell me that She gave in to his lure But what were we to her? One and a half men is all that she needs She's found one and a half men begging on their knees While half simply owes her, the other adores her She's found one and a half men too many to please She's found one and a half men She's found one and a half men She's found one and a half men She's found one and a half men