Free Parking! - White Flag lyrics

[Verse 1: Brendan and Jesse] Never thought I would get you here at all Seventeen, it was right before the fall Ten-to-one, and I needed to run Away from here They said your chest was the best thing about you It's kind of sad, cuz I think it might have been true I'd never met a human shell So hollowed out [Pre-Chorus: Brendan and Jesse] If you're so wise, why are you so alone? If you're still mine, would you please just take me home? I don't buy you for a second, but I'd sell you for a dime [Chorus: Brendan and Jesse] I wasn't ready for prom night [x3] I am so alone White flag, white flag [Verse 2: Brendan and Jesse] Looking back, should have left you at the door I don't know if you could have stolen more Oh you were hip, but I don't give a sh** You're also scum! [Pre-Chorus: Brendan] I am not a toy for your amusement I'm a Montague and you're a Capulet We were doomed to die before we met I am the patron saint of bad decisions You're the Lois Lane of malcontent I'm a Guy Fawkes mask, you're Natalie Portman And I'm blowing up your parliament I don't buy you for a second, but I'd sell you anytime [Chorus: Brendan and Jesse] I wasn't ready for prom night [x3] I am so alone White flag, white flag, white flag [Outro: Brendan and Jesse] Please don't buy it, I am such a liar I'm not telling the truth [x3]