Fred Wesley - A Day of Sooperman Lover lyrics

[Intro] -Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird... -It's a plane! -Hee hee hee hee, no! It's Sooperman Lover, baby! Yeah -Daddy, Daddy! Would you please tell me a story? -Alright, get over here and sit yo' big a** down Lemme tell you about the Sooperman Lover... [Verse 1] Ayo, I was out to lunch and sh**, puffin' on a blunt to get my head wrecked Boogie'n to my Walkman with an "S" on my chest (Bust a move!) Yes, I'm a superhero, don't forget I smoke mad n***as so to hell with cigarettes But anyway, let's get back to this skit You know who the f** I am, so git off that ol' bull- Shucks! Lunchtime was up—fu*k! Let me jet, or I'll collect unemployment bucks On the way back, Jack, I spotted this object, a stray cat Stuck in a tree, with a tag that says that: "If found, please return to this address" (How did you see it?) n***a, with my X-ray eye set! Like "Pchoooooooww", I jetted to the closest phone-booth Quick flash, I dipped into my Sooperlover suit... (Johnny 'Guitar' Watson: I can leap tall buildings...yeah... In a single bound...) Boom! Right through the f**in' phone booth ceiling (It's a, it's a plane!) Nah, Sooperman Lover's the name I can slam King Kong and pick up freight trains On a mission, to save this cat that was wishin' He was in his litter, watchin' Fritz on channel 6'n Relaxin', feet co*ked up, just a little With a cod co*ktail and a bowl of tender vittles I snatched him, took off through the air like a pigeon Quick so he won't start meowin' and b**hin' Then landed at the cat's tag address in the projects (Elevator's broken!) So I had to take the back steps (Knock, Knock) The door opened then my eyes swole From this bada** honey sippin' a quart of Old Gold "Yo, is this your cat?" "Awww, yes! Where'd you find him at?" "He was stuck in a tree up by uptown Manhattan" "Well, how the hell did you save him? Are you police undercover?" "Naw baby the "S" on my chest stands for" [Hook] Sooperman Lover, yeah Said they call me the Sooperman Lover, yeah But something wrong... There's something wrong with me There's something wrong, yeah, yes it is... [Verse 2] She was grateful, lookin' for ways to repay me No money, a donut, and some..uhm coffee maybe? "Of course, what kind to show that I thank ya?" "Make my donut jelly, and my coffee Sanka" We sat, unhooked the cape from my back She felt my arms 'cause my pythons looked stacked "Goddamn, Sooperlover! Yo sh** look thick Tell me, how strong are you with muscles like this? You bad motherf**er!" (I'm stronger than a locomotive) Akhi hit ya like Rocky She dashed to the room and came back with an ounce Negligee, high-heeled shoes with a blunt in her mouth Ready to roll up, hey hold up, she had the dollar fold up To mix the coke with the smoke, yo, she was no joke She took a sniff, some got on her top lip That b**h stuck out her tongue and gave her top lip a lick And said: "Here baby, hit it." "Naw baby, I ain't wit' it You'd need more than a body to make me wanna sniff that sh**!" But I'll hit the blunt, so she took out her fronts Cracked the Phillie, opened the bag, and laid out the skunk Then I took a long pull, it was hype, oughta sight She ran into the bedroom so I cracked my pants for head room Later, tossed the cover and, oh brother, I was wit' it Ready to hit it asked my dick (Yo, wa**up, G?) Yo, man, sh**'s thick Licked her on her belly then kissed her on her back Stuck my hands between the legs and I felt the bozack As big as mine (Ewwww!) This b**h must be craze So I threw my suit on and I was Swayze... 'Cause I'm the [Hook] Sooperman Lover, yeah Said they call me the Sooperman Lover, yeah But something wrong... There's something wrong with me There's something wrong, yeah, yes it is...