Fred Small - The Marines Lament, Or, The Pink Peril lyrics

From the halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli I have fought my country's battles I have faced every enemy I ain't scared of no Iraqi missiles I ain't scared of no Russian tanks If I'm captured and tortured all they'll get Is my serial number name and rank You know I'd storm Baghdad to kick Saddam's bu*t Swim to Havana bring home Castro's beard For my buddies throw my body on a live grenade I guess I just don't know the meaning of fear But please Please Please please please please please Don't make me shower with a fairy Not a fairy--fairies scare me Cause a fairy might look at my weewee My weewee--it's so teeny