Freak Kitchen - The Healthy Man lyrics

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan Healthy Start the day with yoga Live in harmony Then purge the guts real good And have some oriental tea Then I stroll into the garden Where I'm working nude You see, I grow my own plants Yeah, I'm a healthy dude I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan Healthy Live by my carrot I'll save you from decay Think de-caffeinated Throw your cigarettes away I'm a vegetarian And you should be one too And sound mind in sound body I know what best for you I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan Yoghurt Then one day it happened The healthy man got sick He ate all kinds of herbs But they wouldn't do the trick The healthy man got desperate But no one gave a f** He took one step too far And got run over by a truck He was so healthy, he was the healthy man He ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fan He was so healthy, he was the healthy man He ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn