Give me a ho, if you've got your funky bus fare,ho There's a Double Dutch Bus comin' down the street Movin' pretty fast, so kinda shuffle your feet Get on the bus and pay your fare And tell the driver that You're goina get a Double Dutch Affair Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum Well, I'll be darn here it comes The Double Dutch Bus is on the street You'd better get off the curb move your feet Bus fare trans-pa**, that's the way my money lasts Ain't got no car to get around, when I go to work I've gotta go downtown, now, I've missed my train That's a darn shame, when I'm running late No sleep's to blame, if you've gotta wife, you know I'm right, gotta special man, well, I can understand Uptown, downtown, everybody's getting down Say uptown, say downtown Well, I've missed my bus I know I'm late I've gotta do something I knit, ow, I hate I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks I already got a hole in my socks Go ahead and laugh that's okay Cause, what I really wanna say I got bad feet my corns hurt To top it off I'm late for work Let me tell you what I say When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk Let me show you how to walk When I gotta do my funky walk Let me tell you what I say When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk I say, sugar Bip, bomp, bam alakazam But only when you're grooving With the Double Dutch Man Put on your skates don't forget your rope Cause I know I'm gonna see you At my Double Dutch Show Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn Every time you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus (The Double Dutch Bus) Let me hear you say do that (Do that) Let me hear you say, do that again (Do that again) Let me hear you say, do the, do (Do the, do) Let me hear you say, do the, do the, do (Do the, do the, do) Do the, do da, do da, do, do, do (Do the, do da, do da, do, do, do)