Field day got rained out So we all sat around And talked about Television I'm in love with a bowling ball Cry alone in the narrow hall I wanna live on a farm with you And maybe we'll flirt but we'd never cheat on each other You yawn at me Like my therapist In therapy I talk about Everybody I've ever kissed Everybody's yawning Every single morning When they wake up next to People who are boring Field day got rained out So we all sat around And thought about Television You think you are happy Because you aren't looking at me I think you'll be fine If you just get me off your mind