One day, I'll slow and lay down, Spend my weekends in a swing out on the wraparound. Oh but these days, I'm on a mission To get these wild oats out of my system. Yeah I might stay out all night, I've gotta do a little wrong so I know what's right. I wanna sit out on the porch Telling stories 'bout my glory days when I'm pushing eighty. How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise If I ain't ever young and crazy? Now I might have to kiss no telling how many lips Before I ever really figure out what love is. Go through some heartbreaks, wake up with headaches, Don't learn nothing 'til you make a lot of mistakes. How will I know where to draw the line If I don't cross it a few hundred times? I wanna sit out on the porch Telling stories 'bout my glory days when I'm pushing eighty. How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise If I ain't ever young and crazy? Yeah I'm gonna stay out all night, I've gotta do a little wrong so I know what's right I've gotta live a lot of life if I'm gonna give good advice When I'm talking to my grand-babies How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise If I ain't ever young and crazy? I wanna sit out on the porch Telling stories 'bout my glory days when I'm pushing eighty. How am I ever gonna get to be old and wise If I ain't ever young and crazy? If I ain't ever young and crazy? Young and crazy. Young, young and crazy. Young and crazy.