It's kind of a relief to be done It's kind of a relief to be finished It's kind of a relief to be done It's kind of a relief to be finished Though I've never won pageants At least I write my own songs Not that I wish to appear uncouth Baby It's kind of a relief to be done It's kind of a relief to be finished It's kind of a relief to be done It's kind of a relief to be finished Though I'm from a small town right now I think just as big as the guy who does rock 'n' roll And you bet that I have ideas Baby Start with me in the foreground Wearing tiny t-shirts that say Glamour girl Though you may think that I'm naïve Sell me If I started makin' offers How would you feel about it? I could wait for years and years, but Wouldn't I be runnin' from it? If I started makin' offers How would you feel about it? I could wait for years and years, but Wouldn't I be runnin' from it? That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's the one? That's the one! Ei ei! Really?