Frank Zappa - Church Chat lyrics

Frank zappa (vocals) Ray white (guitar, vocals) Steve vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini) Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals) Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone) Ed mann (percussion) Scott thunes (ba**) Chad wackerman (drums) (somebody in the crowd yells in something in french... what is it?) You know today the church is in a terrible state. the bucks just arent rollin in like they used to. and when the bucks don't come in, the church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to Heaven. Now i know you don't know what i'm talking about, but what the f**. but anyway, listen to this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell. (whoo-ho -ha-ha) If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell. (oui-oui) Well let me give you an example, this boy over here; Tell em about it brother zappa. Sometimes people say: that if you f** somebody (oh lord) its a sin, (oui-oui) this may or may not be true. (testify) This boy not only f**ed somebody with his organ, but he also f**ed a girl with a guitar, with an umbrella, with a zuchinni, with a shoe, with an enema bag . . . What else did you do? A vibrato bar. A vibrato bar! Some people would say this is a sin. and if you sin youre gonna go to hell. Well ladies and gentlemen: There aint no hell. (oui) There is no such thing as hell. (oui) There is no hell, there is only france! (oui-oui) Oui, oui