Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown (Goes Down) lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her [Chorus 1] Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme An' I'm a handsome son of a b**h I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich [Verse 2] Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation I tell you people, I was not ready When I f**ed this dyke by the name of Freddie She made a little speech then Aw, she tried to make me say when She had my balls in a vise, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick [Chorus 2] Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline An' I'm a miserable sonofab**h Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which [Verse 3] So I went out and bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doin' radio promo And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a h*mo Eventually me and a friend Sorta of drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I get a little golden shower [Chorus 3] Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my bu*t till it makes me scream An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin,' "Thank you, Fred!" Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a s**ual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now; I'm goin' down [Outro] And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now; I'm goin' down And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now; I'm goin' down And my name is Bobby Brown