Frank Zappa - Montana (whipping Floss) lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) George duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth underwood (percussion) Tom fowler (ba**) Chester thompson (drums) Whipping post! Say that again please Whipping post! Whipping post? ok, just a second (do you know that?) Oh sorry, we don't know that one Anything else? Hum me a few bars of it...please Just show me how it goes, please Just sing, sing me whipping post And then maybe we'll play it with you Ooh-ooh-ooh Thank you very much And now... Judging from the way you sang it, It must be a john cage composition, right? Here we go...montana One two, one two three four I might be movin' to... Hold it! hold it! We can't possibly start the song off like that! Good god!!! That's inexcusable! What happened to you last night? (george has a tape of it) George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second show Ready? montana... Wait a minute...whipping post No...montana One two, one two three four It's too fast for you! One two, one two three four I might be moving to helsinki soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down Tying it to the whipping post In the middle of town But by myself i wouldn't Have no boss, Cause i'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping post Raisin' my lonely Whipping post Raisin' my lonely Whipping post Well i just might grow me some thongs But i'd leave the hippy stuff To somebody else...how 'bout chester? And then i would Get a person Tie him up To the whipping post And beat the living sh** out of him So that guy in the audience was satisfied But by myself i wouldn't Have no boss, 'cause i'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping post-floss Movin' to montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (how unique!) Movin' to montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune (yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo) Little booger-bear Boogers everywhere And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song...