Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, vocals) Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) Warren cucurullo (guitar) Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter wolf (keyboards) Ed mann (percussion) Arthur barrow (ba**) Vinnie colaiuta (drums) Hiya folks! Alright, here's the deal, This is our last show here in london Gee, it's gonna be tough! Got a few...a few of the boys are sick tonight But they're still gonna...give you their all I want to introduce you to the members of the rockin' teen-age Combo and tell you which ones are sick and what they've got Denny walley on slide and vocals He has, he has an aluminum finger And we're gonna have that removed A little bit later in this show^lthis is ike willis Ike has a...now ike, ike is our lead vocalist, Our dynamic male vocalist He's got a soar throat And all sorts of other things are wrong with him He'll never be able to get through this show The only thing he's got to take care of is his knitted hat And of course tommy mars, Who also has stomach-flu, on keyboards Do you have any other diseases tommy? No? he's available! ok! Ed mann on percussion Ed is still healthy Except, and he told me this backstage, Except for his mental health You have to expect these things in this kind of a group And peter wolf on keyboards There's, there...apparently there's nothing wrong with peter yet (he's got stomach-flu too) You have stomach-flu too? Ooh, my goodness! The circle is closing in Okay, vince colaiuta on drums Now, as you can see from looking at vince, There's absolutely nothing wrong with him (malnutrition) Arthur barrow, our ba** player has got a ... He's having a lotta trouble He's been very sick all day Missed the soundcheck and everything But he's gonna try He's gonna try really hard And of course: sophia warren on guitar