Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet lyrics

Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray white (guitar, vocals) Tommy mars (keyboards) Chuck wild (piano) Arthur barrow (ba**) Scott thunes (ba**) Jay anderson (string ba**) Ed mann (percussion) Chad wackerman (drums) Ike willis (vocals) Terry bozzio (vocals) Dale bozzio (vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (vocals) Bob harris (vocals) Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals) Thing-fish:(contd.) Tha** right, folks! we talkin' de hypocritical jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call las vagrus nevadruh! Quentin done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue'...(since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda b**h be able to tolerate de muthaf**er's hair spray! Bein' jes' like most de other nasty co*ks**ers in de video-religium industry, quentin know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true...special Nce his tv wife, opal, be in de next room drinkin' jack daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy. 'ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n trashin' be done wif, de bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in new jersey...an' de blow-up Y gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh. Thing-fish:(contd.) Les' meet de lil' s**er now, while he's still young...'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some b**h name rhonda ...'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an Educated sh**-head!