Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda lyrics

Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray white (guitar, vocals) Tommy mars (keyboards) Chuck wild (piano) Arthur barrow (ba**) Scott thunes (ba**) Jay anderson (string ba**) Ed mann (percussion) Chad wackerman (drums) Ike willis (vocals) Terry bozzio (vocals) Dale bozzio (vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (vocals) Bob harris (vocals) Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals) Thing-fish: Don't look ob'dewlla! it's too horrible! i b'lieve de muthaf**er 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance! Harry-as-a-boy: Hey, good-lookin'! Thing-fish: See! i told ya! Harry-as-a-boy: May i have this dance? Thing-fish: Muthaf**er barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon! Harry-as-a-boy: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? do you come here often? Thing-fish: Yow! Harry-as-a-boy: (singing) I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night just before i go to bed She never talk back like a lady might do An' she looks like she loves it every time i get through And her name is A-r-t-i F-i-c, i cry A-l, don't be shy! Artificial rhonda With the plastic pie Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! Then i throw the little switch on her battery pack 'n i can poot it, i can shoot it till it makes her gack! And her name is A-r-t-i F-i-c, i cry A-l, don't be shy! Artificial rhonda With the plastic pie Ensemble: De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash She jes' de kinda girl dis s**er might need He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed De boy wanna 'rhonda', jeffo hisseff! She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'