Frank Zappa - In France lyrics

Johnny "guitar" watson (lead vocals) Bobby martin (harmonica) Tommy mars (keyboards) Arthur barrow (ba**) We're playin' in a tent It's payin' the rent If you pooch a civilian, It's a mayor event In france Way down in france Way on down Way on down In france The girls is all salty The boys is all sweet The food ain't too shabby, An' they piss in the street In france Way down in france Way on down Way on down In france They got diseases Like you never seen Got a mystery blow-job Turn your peter green In france Way down in france Way on down Way on down In france They got some coffee, Eatin' right through the cup, An' when they go ka-ka They make you stand up In france Way down in france Way on down Way on down In france If you're not careful, It'll stick to your cheeks You'll smell like a native For a couple of weeks In france Way down in france Way on down Way on down In france We cannot wait Till we go back It gets so exciting When the poodles 'react' In france Way down in france Way on down Way on down In france Never try to get yo' peter s**ed In france