Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart Version) lyrics

Well I'm about to get sick From watchin' my TV Been checkin' out the HO HO HO! Until my eyeballs fail to see (Oh, my God, it's Tipper!) I mean to say that every day Is just another Voodoo Fudge (Oh, my God…) And when it's gonna change, my friend You fill in the blank right here Well I'm Watchin' and I'm a-waitin' Hopin' for the best Even think I'll go to prayin' Every time I hear 'em sayin' (I know they're fresh!) (I don't know…) There's no way to delay Those panties comin' every day No way to delay Those panties comin' every day Wednesday I watched Jimmy Swaggart Watched him weepin' all over the place An' I watched him weepin' an' weepin' an' weepin' And that sh** rollin' down his face (Oh… I sinned!) An' then I watched him weep some more An' he kept on weepin' again (Oh, forgive me, Assembly O' God!) And they smacked him on his little hand And he went out makin' more money UH-OH! I'm watchin' and I'm waitin' Hopin' for the best Even think I'll go to prayin' (Jay-zus!) Every time I hear 'em sayin' (I have seen the path!) There's no way to delay That trouble comin' every day No way to delay That trouble comin' every day Forgive me! Oh, Jesus, I just stuck the tip in! Oh my God! I'm watchin' and I'm waitin' Hopin' for the best Even think I'll go to prayin' Every time I hear 'em sayin', oh, yeah… (oh, no…)