Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals) Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter wolf (keyboards) Patrick o'hearn (ba**, vocals) Terry bozzio (drums, vocals) Ed mann (percussion, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals) Andre lewis (background vocals) Randy thornton (background vocals) Davey moire (background vocals) I want a nasty little j**ish princess With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little j**ish princess With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma Lonely inside Well, she can swallow my pride I want a hairy little j**ish princess With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes I want a steamy little j**ish princess With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll I just want a yemenite hole I want a darling little j**ish princess Who don't sh** about cooking and is arrogant looking A vicious little j**ish princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin' All up inside I just want a princess to ride Awright, back to the top...everybody twist I want a funky little j**ish princess A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little j**ish princess With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor So long as she does it with four on the floor (vapor-lock) I want a dainty little j**ish princess With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little j**ish princess With roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies For two or three nights Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites