Frank Zappa - "Oh-Umm" lyrics

[Gilly:] Ohh. Umm. Hmm. [Girl #1:] That's how long I've been here. I've been here ever since, ever since it got dark I've been here. [Louis:] How did you get in my home? This is my piano. How did you get in here? [Motorhead:] I thought it was my piano. [Louis:] It's mine. [Roy:] Since when? [Louis:] Since about 10 years ago its mine. [Roy:] You sure? [Louis:] Yes, positively. [Roy:] No, it was mine. [Louis:] This is a small place, you must be blind you know. [Motorhead:] Where were you at? [Roy:] Could have been one nine . . . No, it couldn't have been one-nine-oh . . . [Louis:] It couldn't have been any more . . . How about try, just try 'G' . . . [Roy:] How did you happen to get in here? [Louis:] My mother said to me "You're a bad boy, Louis the Turkey. You'd better, you'd you you you'd better go on 'E' and stay on 'E' and you'll never see the world . . . you're a bad boy 'cause you you went to the bathroom on the floor!" you know? [Motorhead:] Did they make you clean it up? [Louis:] No, they made me eat it. [Roy:] Ooh.