Mark volman (vocals) Howard kaylan (vocals) Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley dunbar (drums) George duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin lickert (ba**) Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim pons (vocals) Theodor bikel: Ladies and gentlemen! Chorus: 200 motels Theodor bikel: 200 motels.. life on the road. Theodor bikel: Ladies and gentlemen! and here he is.. Who? Larry the dwarf. Larry likes to dress up funny. tonight he's dressed up like frank zappa. Let's ask him "what's the deal?"