Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Eastern Hay lyrics

This is the Central Scrutinizer. Joe has just worked himself Into an imaginary FRENZY During the fade out Of his imaginary song. He begins to feel depressed now. He knows The End Is near. He has realized at last That imaginary guitar notes And imaginary vocals Exist Only In the imagination Of The imaginer. [cue music] And ultimately, Who gives a f** anyway? So... [snort] So ... [giggle] Excuse me. [evil laugh] So... Who gives a f** anyway? So he goes back To his ugly little room And quietly dreams His last Imaginary Guitar solo. [cue most beautiful guitar solo EVER]