In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin' By yer radio Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya You ain't got no friends An' all the others: they hate ya Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm? Well, lemme straighten you out About a place I know (Get yer shoes 'n socks on people It's right aroun' the corner!) Out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases Out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, mmm This has to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease Bromhidrosis But us regular folks Who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: Stink foot Y'know, my python boot is too tight I couldn't get it off last night A week went by, an' now it's July I finally got it off An' my girl-friend cry "You got stink foot! Stink foot, darlin' Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose! Stink foot! Stink foot! I ain't lyin' Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" Here, Fido, Fido C'mere little puppy, bring the slippers "Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh, sick Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over An' he looked me straight in the eye An' you know what he said? Once upon a time Somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit Is the apostrophe Well, you know The man who was talkin' to the dog Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) "You can't say that!" He said: "It doesn't, 'n you can't! I won't, 'n it don't! It hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't 'n it shouldn't It couldn't!" He told me "no, no, no!" I told him "yes, yes, yes!" I said: "I do it all the time Ain't this boogie a mess!" The poodle bites The poodle chews it The poodle bites The poodle chews it The poodle bites The poodle chews it The poodle bites The poodle chews it (Poodle) The poodle bites (Bites) The poodle chews it (Poodle) The poodle bites (Bites) The poodle chews it (Poodle) The poodle bites (Bites) The poodle chews it (Poodle) The poodle bites (Bites) The poodle chews it The poodle bites The poodle chews it The poodle bites The poodle chews it The poodle bites