Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention - Help, I'm a Rock! lyrics

Help, I'm a rock Help, I'm a rock Help, I'm a rock Help, I'm a rock Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah Ay-yo ee-ow-ee-ow-ee Veni-ma-no too mah Veni veni ka toree tor (see'dra votra nee!) Vedi-vedi ki-ta-la tom-bay Vel-lay ka-la tay-la-tor Vel-lay kay-la ta-la-sor Vel-lay kay-lay ka-la-tor Vel-lay kay-la sa-la-tay Vor-a kor-ay tor-a-tor Vel-la kay-la sa-la tch'ay Vor-a kor-ay kay-a la kur'ad Vor-a silli kay-t'ay tcha-to Vor-a kay-ay tay-lay tay-ay tcha-to Klanna-tholl Klanna-tholl Klanna-tholl Pik-a-dill-a do-tchay Pik-a-li-sa no-say (o-ooh) Bi-ni-bi-ni me-ho-la-ka ta-ka-ho-ba Say-kay pay-tay-ho-a-la tur-i-ca (Mee-oo-da-ra) Chil-li pil-li ka-zi-o-bi-a bee bee bee bee (Do-dee-bop) You know . . . (a-mad hee) (Arrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee . . . ) Oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa . . OOOOaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . . . . . . (ah, hah) O-wee ya yo yo yo a-ki-o wee A-ki-o-ka a-yi-a-ee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A ki-o-ka o-wee-say ya-vo Pedi-goh Pedi-koh Ann-i tcho-ee-see-na Per-a-ko-ee-say Kar-ra May-a-ta Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Hay-lo Pray-lo Say la do sa ka ho-say Vay-lay ko say-let-a-no Vay-la ka sa la to-shay Va-la ko-lo-tay Ay-o Lay-o Lay-o Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa O-ha o-ha yew Ah-yew Lay la-fan Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Help, I'm a rock! Help, I'm a rock! Help, I'm a rock! Somebody! Help, I'm a rock! Please! Help, I'm a rock! Please! Help, I'm a rock! Please! Help, I'm a rock! Wow! Help, I'm a rock! Wow! Help, I'm a rock! Help, I'm a rock! Somebody helps me Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock (Help, I'm a rock) (Help, I'm a rock) (Help, I'm a rock) I wish I was anything but a rock Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman Hey, you know what? You know maybe if I practice, you know Maybe if I pa** my driving test I could get a gig drivin' that bus that pick the freaks up In front of Ben Frank's, right? Help, I'm a cop! Help, I'm a cop! Help, I'm a cop! Help, I'm a cop! (Help, I'm a rock) Help, I'm a cop! (Help, I'm a rock) It's a drag being a cop I think I'd rather be the mayor Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know Always wondered whether or not . . . whether or not I could make it You know, in society, because You know, it's a drag when you're rejected So I tore the cover off a book of matches And I sent in And I got this letter back that said . .