Okay, baby you got me I'm drunk and I spent all our bread It's half past eight and I can't walk straight and if looks could k** I'd be dead Can't you see, come on now, honey, you can't change me You caught me red-handed, you took me by surprise Baby please don't look at me with those alligator eyes Say why'd you wanna mess up a good thing Trying to make me something I ain't? I'm not a looser and I'm not a boozer but I sure as hell ain't no saint Can't you see, honey, you just can't change me Can't do that You caught me red-handed, you took me by surprise But baby please don't look at me with those alligator eyes You caught me red-handed, you took me by surprise But baby please don't look at me with those alligator eyes All week long I've been working doing the best that I could Then along came Friday and it felt like my day And I suddenly couldn't be good Can't you see, honey, you can't change me You caught me red-handed, you took me by surprise But baby please don't look at me with those alligator eyes