Frank Gloss - Giga lyrics

(intro skit) Here we're gonna make some simple shawarma The juice of a lemon; salads, sandwiches, tahini sauce, wraps, and real juicy, and cooking procedures for shawarma Here's another thing: and what you're gonna do is you're gonna just cook this until done, and Anyone who knows anything about shawarma knows one thing, and that is, that there's only one thing better than a shawarma [Sir, would you like the scrumpy or the latter?] My mind still scattered eyes bronzer than an adder [huh?] No matter, i'll have a large shawarma that's the platter Lamb slabs in grease with these fine fats smattered [no no no!] And spices, don't forget tahini and the rices Make that the double turn my insides to rubble [sir, sir! I'm sorry sir but shawarma just isn't what we're serving and your request for this dish is becoming quite unnerving] [This is not a shawarma restaurant If shwam is what you're wanting, then your task is not too daunting Take a right turn at the corner There's a place run by Gwash Here I sell the brews Over there he serves hot nosh! I can hook you up with a strongbow or the stella He can fix you up with a mixed grill for two fellas But this spawn of lebanon is just for you! Chew, chew, chew, before you know it, it's through!] Feet searching for the meat wrap lurching To the beat tap tap the saps bursting we's thirsting Who's this Gwash dude hope he makes good shawarma food Best go heavy on lamb skewed or i'll lose my karma crude Hot sauce trickles know what lets make that triple The mukhalal pickles, hand salud no stickle Gwash, can I pay up in nickels? Spent my last dimes on a soft serve with the skittles Wow, this shawarma sure is something This Gwash fellow straight bush meat dumping it's scrumptious There's something in his eyes: no lies, no bribes Praise supreme ruler of the truth god alive There goes the clock striking two If you're off work Gwash will you join me for brews I know this guy who stocks scrumpy and the magpies K-cans as well if you prefer that to shandies (outro skit) So now, i'm gonna get that shawarma locked into place