Frank Dukes - 2014 Year In Review lyrics

2014 here's some sh*t that happened The Wolf of Wall Street dropped, became an instant cla**ic It made Jordan Belfort, peoples lives mission My team would be outta control too in that position Do you understand the sh*t I would do b? Jerkin' it on the hottest chick in the room like Jonah Hill did in the movie Without stickin' a groupie, you wanna a crazy scene? That annoying b*tch in Maine who refused the quarantine Stubborn b*tch! What is peoples lives were over Just cause your stupid *ss refused to respect Ebola Derrick Jeter retired, and got cheered in every city That level of respect nobody's higher Phillip Seymour Hoffman died Then Drake lost the cover of Rollingstone, proceeded to whine and cry Fuccboi I'm a king, you a rook -- dead up The album art for this jointstraightup...I just look better Straight robbery got my iPhone Six And within a week everyone had to get they iPhone fixed Everyone called out Iggy's fat *ss like a trunk But I'd still like to beat that *ss from behind like a rabbit punch That *ss is beautiful baby, trueeeeeeee You got no damn clue, on what I'd do to you baby Bobby Shmurda, had the best name Now he bout to do some fed time for guns, coke, and murder What the hell this sick f*ck been doin' since birth Bill Cosby raped half the women on earth, maaaaan I couldn't help it, as i wrote this song Bill Cosby was putting his d*ck where that sh*t didn't belong Follow me: I saw Bill Cosby at mini-golf teaching a young kid 'putting' While 'putting.' his Pudding pop in these drugged up women, stop! Your face full of knots, before I push it back like a hoodless top Joan Rivers got her last face lift Now she going to heaven in a spaceship, still gossiping bout gay sh*t I'm just playin' quick, her shoes who will fit No one can fill the role of the most gangsta Brooklyn, Jewish chick Christie Mack, got her t*tties smacked, beyond a p**no dream Bloody mouth, broken jaw, thanks to the War Machine Let's blow up spots, Hanna Montana gagged on a banana I mean she s**ed a blow up doll's co*k Rodger Goodell, should change his name to Roger 'should tell' A chick get two pieced, he like "she hardly just fell" So tell a hater, lets get celebrity d**h match back Solange Vs. Ray Rice in an elevator b**h play nice, or we could play dress up You play the straight wife, and I'll play Ray Rice Now what the hell is this sh*t, Adrien Peterson's son Got whipped, his *ss and d*ck, with a stick Now this line here I'm laughin' on Diddy slapped the sh*t out of Drake over this beat I'm rappin' on Kim Jung Un, if he could only speak And fess up why he shut down Sony for weeks That little mother f**er's manufacturing nukes So we should drone bomb his *ss -- no actual troops Over a movie called 'The Interview' faking it's a shame Rogan and Franco even did 'Naked and Afraid,' for promo The dead poets society of rappin' On my chair screaming out 'ohh captain, my captain' Robin Williams fans see millions Dre went from 10k a day, to headphones for three billion Eminem can still rap and spit sick But he looked old as sh*t, in that Rollingstone pic Action Bronson blew up from cooking I mean he's fat as sh**, the dude blew up from cooking Haha, just a joke, not worth repeating Mayweather's the best in the world -- just not at reading Ok look, him and Pacman wanna make a fight But Bob Arum owns Manny, so that's the end, aite? From dates, and absurd doe to blood tests, we knew it Outdoor arenas? Needles hurt me, you blew it! Fighting nobody's, like Brandon Rios you hear me? Drawing 300 a fight verse kick boxer's named Algeri, who? You can't make demands when the guy triples you Triple pay per view, sk**s, speed, numbers, yo the sh*ts on you! So when you thinking back like why this never happened You could thank your good buddy, the devil, Bob Arum Greedy lowlife, I hope lightning will appear and strike you Terence Crawford was fighter of the year Obama promised us a lotta change Now we 500 trillion in debt, all we got is a lotta change The whole system admit it, it's broke Chris Christie shut down the GW bridge as a political joke What? De Blasio like "we trying to save ya" That f*cking moron someone fire the mayor Can't we just all get along? We trying, but the grand jury system keeps getting it wrong It's f*cked up sh*t, my dudes about to bust quick... And really start doing crazy sh*t for justice Remy Ma home, I feel that girls fury The San Fran Giants, they won the World Series The Spurs stay G'd up, now they champs again Seahawks won the bowl and took Peytons chance again Brazil kicked thousands of people out they tiny homes Just so the world cup could be watched in different time zones Verified on Twitter cause of my army of psycho fans One chick tried to tackle my nuts like Michael Sam My *ss is off probation Juniors' Cheesecake almost sold for 50 mil, but wouldn't change the location (good) This year comes 'Survivorman,' so rap screw it While y'all stay faker then Nikki's *ss, but I'd probably still do it Peeps were obsessed with Pharell's hat While I stay sick as hell like Odel Bckham's catch The year in review!