Well, I took a little something To make my worries go away I laid down with a movie And I started to feel OK But I heard the doorbell ringing And I opened up to see My worries they were waiting there for me Now d**h, as youd expect He was all dressed up in black Misfortune in her stockings And a curve upon her back And the Chorus Of The Lonely In their gospel robes, of course They were singing bout my imminent divorce Its a beautiful day No, its a horrible day Maybe I will grin but I wont bear Its a beautiful day No, its a horrible day And for the first time in my life I just dont care So let me get my coat And let me get my stash Ill trade my VCR For a pocketful of cash Ill take off with my worries And Ill even let d**h drive Were sure to get there Dead or alive Its a beautiful day No, its a horrible day You can see here by my grin I dont give a f*ck Its a beautiful day No, its a horrible day And for the first time in my life I dont need the luck