Johnny Podell got a magician up his sleeve Stealth bomber timing and an overdub's voice Good choice in restaurants and good value for money Handing out love and respect like it was some sort of candy And I love him oh I love him, cos he reminds so much of me That's self-obsession for ya, coupled with extremity With a stage light in his face when he wakes up every morning It's great cos I can switch off when he's wearing his stage clothing And I don't have to be that person that I've set myself up to be So sometimes I'm good for Johnny, and Johnny's definitely good for me Walking down 72nd street trying to rent a room to hide My mind's on 26th street but my dick's in the upper west side I crashed down to Atlantis I was singing a new tune There's oceans of them office girls all sitting on a fortune Holding my tail and s**ing on my delinquence Spitting and praising like they ain't seen me before And I love it oh I love it I absolutely love it cos it reminds me that I'm free That's chauvinism for ya, coupled with extremity There's a new play out on Broadway baby There's a new play out on Broadway baby There's a new play out on Broadway baby, tonight, and it's me Alarm call every 8am to see if I've survived I look to my left and I look to my right to see who's by my side And I'm playing with myself again, there's a woman in my womb I check my daily reflection and I pull myself around the room Amanda keeps on calling said she wants to sing my tune But there's someone else to play tonight and Light all my candles and burn all my money and Let's I'm not a loser, but I'm winning over finer men I'm playing a role wherever I go and wherever I think I can There's a new play out on Broadway baby There's a new play out on Broadway baby There's a new play out on Broadway baby, tonight, and it's me