Johnny Poddell got a magician up his sleeve Stealth bomber timing and an overdubs voice Good choice in restaurants and good value for money Handing out love and respect like it was some sort of candy And I love him oh I love him Cos he reminds me so much of me Thats self-obsession for yacoupled with extremity With a stage light on his face When he wakes up every morning Its great cos I can switch off w When hes wearing his stage clothing And I dont have to be that person That Ive set myself up to be So sometimes Im good for Johnny And Johnnys definitely good for me Walking down 72nd street trying to rent a room to hide My minds on 26th street but my dicks in the upper west side I crashed down to Atlantic I was singing a new tune Theres oceans of them office girls all sitting on a fortune Holding my tail and s**ing on my delinquence Spitting and praising like they aint seen me before And I love it oh I love it oh I absolutely love it Cos it reminds me that Im free Thats chauvinism for ya Coupled with extremity Theres a new play out on Broadway baby Theres a new play out on Broadway baby Theres a new play out on Broadway baby Theres a new play out on Broadway baby Tonight And its me Alarm call every 8am to see if Ive survived I look to my left and I look to my right to see whos by my side And Im playing with myself again Theres a woman in my womb I check my daily reflection and I pull myself around the room Amanda keeps on calling said she wants to sing my tune Theres someone else to play tonight And light all my candles and burn all my money And lets say Im not a loser But Im winning over finer men Im playing a role wherever I go And wherever I think I can Theres a new play out on Broadway baby Theres a new play out on Broadway Theres a new play out on Broadway baby Theres a new play out on Broadway baby Tonight And its me