Frances Quinlan - Sally lyrics

[Verse 1] I tell you true caretaker broke my neck on the train I was twenty-three And in the hospital the priest called up that great Austrian on the phone He spoke to me Do you mind, is it alright if we stop by the post office in town? It's been two days and my mailbox must be full by now With magazines, weight lifting magazines And a video comes for free I'll let you watch it too, you've been so good to me [Hook] Well I've got a secret about pumping iron Flail your arms like me My friend I've been miserable for over a decade The devil's name is Sally [Verse 2] Are you still in high school or are you twenty three? Do you remember me? Lay a towel down on the pa**enger seat I can't trust my own body [Verse 3] It's true I attended middle school with the great David Lee Roth And if I played my cards right I too would be much better off I'd be in magazines, chemistry magazines I had a head for it in my youth But people can be evil, they'll try to f** you [Hook 2] Well I heard they found you in Santa Monica Naked in the alley My friend I've been miserable for over a decade The devil's name is... [Outro] When I die, what of my mind?